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Your Brother May Be Your Enemy

Thursday, November 3rd, 2011

Your brother may be your enemy. You listen to me and a dead brother will be. March and shoot at the faces that I see. It’s the pay check that writes what we kill to be free. You march with me and you will see. You have no rights unless the business concedes. Your brother may be your enemy for to your soul we hold the deed.

The enemies are anyone we are paid. Our job is not to get laid. At home you may have wished to stayed.

Your brother may be your enemy. You listen to me and a dead brother will be. March and shoot at the faces that I see. It’s the pay check that writes what we kill to be free. You march with me and you will see. You have no rights unless the business concedes. Your brother may be your enemy for your soul we hold the deed.

The enemies are every where. If you are killed we don’t care. You can become one of us if you shave your hair.

(Repeat chorus until all enemies are dead…)

Need A Job? We’re Hiring Warriors

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

If you are looking for work, there’s always a gun in Bobby Joe waiting for a soldier to carry into the war. All you need to do is run at the enemy and pull a trigger to shoot a gun. You get bonuses for kills. If you live, you will have unlimited war stories. And while you are an active employee soldiering for Bobby Joe, you will get free health insurance.

WE CAN WIN ALL WARS

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

Soldier, the only way we can lose a war is if we stop fighting the war.

SO FIGHT! FIGHT WITHOUT LEGS! FIGHT WITHOUT ARMS! FIGHT WITHOUT EYES! FIGHT UNTIL YOU DIE!

Soldier, the only way we can lose a war is if you stop fighting even after death. We need you fighting from the grave. We need you wanting you after life A.I. to fight the cyber war. It is time to not give up the fight, so we can win the war.

SOLDIER, THE ONLY WAY WE CAN LOSE A WAR IS IF WE STOP FIGHTING

If You Die In Battle You Win

Friday, June 10th, 2011

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL BE A TRUE HERO!

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL BE A HONORABLE CITIZEN

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO HEAVEN.

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL BE A PATRIOT.

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOUR DEATH WILL BE HONORED.

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE THEN GOD WILL FOR GIVE YOU FOR YOUR SINS.

IF YOU DIE IN BATTLE YOU WILL NOT DIE AS LONG AS THE UNITED STATES OF EDEN LIVES.

We Killed McVeigh Bin Laden

Monday, May 16th, 2011

I am proud to announce that the Bobby Joe Brigade 0304 has killed McVeigh Bin Laden. It is with the might and the right of Bobby Joe’s Navy wing that we took the fight into Eden of Eden to kill the enemy and end this War on Terror ThisCycle.

We win ThisCycle. And we promise to win NextCycle for the War on Terror is EveryCycle for McVeigh Bin Laden will be reborn.