God's New Blessed Soldier

We Fight To Kill

admin — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 04:47:32 +0000

Soldier! When you become an employee to Bobby Joe, Inc, you become part of the Army, the Navy and the Air Force of United States. That’s right sons and daughters of our glorious corporate war machine: YOU ARE HIRED TO KILL.

You are not hired to surrender. You are not hired to help heal. You are not hired to take prisoners. No. You are hired to take order to kill.

And as an employee of Bobby Joe, Inc., we will teach you to kill every single type of living creature that we need to kill. And there are many, but we are many.

We will become your family once you sign the contract to be employed with Bobby Joe. You will be a big fighting family that will learn to kill in your sleep and live to fight. We are the United States might. We are the proud. We are the many. We are Bobby Joe. Go JOE!

Watch Your Back Soldier. Even Jesus Christ Had One of Twelve Turn On Him.

admin — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 14:15:56 +0000

Soldier, even your friend can be the enemy. WATCH YOUR BACK! And protect the back of your Battle Buddy. Your Battle Buddy is your Jesus Christ. All others are Judas.

Yes, soldier, Judas was a great fighter. He killed many of the enemy. But he turned to the enemy during a time of doubt. He betrayed the greatest fighter of men: Jesus Christ.

If Jesus Christ had a Battle Buddy then Judas would have been stopped. If Jesus Christ had a Battle Buddy then Jesus Christ would have had a bullet between the eyes before being captured and hung on a cross.

A Battle Buddy will save you from the battle field Judases which there are many of. The enemy is everywhere. You must watch your back and your Battle Buddy.

And remember: Watch your back soldier first. Your Battle Buddy could be Judas.

TIES ARE FOR PUSSIES

admin — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 04:47:01 +0000

TIES ARE FOR PUSSIES AND COMMON HOUSE FLIES.

TIES ARE FOR THE ENEMY AND THEIR UTOPIA LIES.

TIES ARE MORE USELESS THAT A PUSSY’S CRIES.

TIES ARE FOR THOSE WARRIORS WHO DON’T TRY.

TIES ARE FOR THOSE WITH NO SOULS TO FLY.

TIES ARE FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO LIVE A LIE.

TIES ARE FOR THE SAVIOURS WHO CAN NOT DIE.

TIES ARE FOR DRUGGIE LOSER WHO GET HIGH.

TIES ARE FOR WEAK WARRIORS THAT SHOULD HAVE DIED.

TIES WILL KILL THE WARRIORS HEART INSIDE.

TIES WILL NOT ANSWER OUR QUESTION OF WHY.

TIES WILL NOT WIN THE WAR THAT WE SEE WITH OUR EYES.

WE DO NOT HEAL THEN ENEMY

admin — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 15:41:38 +0000

If the enemy is cut, broke or burnt then let them bleed, fall and fry. We don’t waste our time healing the enemy we shoot. No, soldier, our mission is not a mission of life. It is a mission of death. And you don’t get closer to death by helping the enemy heal. For it is time to spread the Christian word across the domes of Eden of Eden, and that word is death. It is time to maximize profits and fight to victory. And nothing increases profits like more death of the enemy. It is how we get paid, soldier, so march in line and don’t leave the wounded living if you are going to work for Bobby Joe.

U!S!A! IS FOOTBALL

admin — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:33:43 +0000

YOU ARE THE OFFENSIVE LINE OF UNITED STATES OF EDEN. YOU ARE THE TIGHTEND, THE LINEBACKER WAITING FOR THE QUARTER BACK THE COMMANDERS TO PASS YOU THE ORDER BALL TO KILL THE ENEMY AND LAY THEIR BODY IN THE END ZONE, EDEN OF EDEN. IT IS TIME TO BREAK THE HUDDLE AND LINE UP AND KILL. PASS THOSE BULLETS INTO THEIR HEADS. RUN THOSE KNIVES INTO THE BODIES. BLOCK THEIR TANKS WITH YOUR SOULS.

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT. IT IS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME OF WAR, THE GAME OF FOOTBALL. IF YOU ARE A TRUE PATRIOT IT IS TIME TO HIT, TACKLE AND SMACK THE ENEMY TO THE GROUND. IT IS TIME TO STOP THEM FROM ENTERING THE END ZONE OF THE UNITED STATES OF EDEN. IT IS TIME TO SACK THEIR QUARTER BACK BY KILLING THEIR QUARTERBACK THEN GOING AFTER ITS FAMILY.

WAR, LIKE FOOTBALL, IS A GAME. A GAME WE MUST WIN TO LIVE. A GAME TO SHOW THE WORLD WE ARE THE BEST WARRIOR ATHLETES OF ALL THE EDENS.

PRAY SOLDIER!

admin — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:08:42 +0000

IN THIS ARMY THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ATHEISTS OR AGNOSTICS. AGNO STIC IS NOT WELCOME IN MY ARMY. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A GOD OR EVEN WORSE IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A.I. CHRIST THEN YOU ARE A HEATHEN THAT IS NOT WORTHY FOR THE ARMY. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND IN AN AFTERLIFE AND THERE FOR MAY VALUE THIS LIFE MORE THAN ITS WORTH. YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A SOUL AND IF YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN A SOUL THEN YOU BELIEVE IN NO AFTERLIFE. IF YOU DO NOT BELIEF IN AN AFTERLIFE THEN HOW CAN YOU BE WILLING TO GIVE YOUR LIFE FOR THE UNITED STATES.

United States of Eden Will Win The War

admin — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:10:07 +0000

I promise the fathers and mothers of United States of Eden the United States of Eden will win the War on Terror, War on Drugs, War on Communists, War of Atheists and the War on Eden of Eden. United States will win these wars because the United States of Eden continues to pay Bobby Joe more money than those it wars on and their Bobby Joe’s Killing Machines. United States of Eden needs to continue to pay for all these wars by paying Bobby Joe for all the killing machines. It would be a tragedy that the terrorists, the drug dealers, the citizens of Eden of Eden to have more weapons and pay more money to fight and kill the United States of Eden.

Remember, citizen soldier fathers and mothers, if you don’t pay for killing machines or supply we of Bobby Joe, Inc., with sons and daughters then we cannot guarantee your safety or future.

Remember, it is best to kill than be killed.

Your Brother May Be Your Enemy

admin — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 23:08:10 +0000

Your brother may be your enemy. You listen to me and a dead brother will be. March and shoot at the faces that I see. It’s the pay check that writes what we kill to be free. You march with me and you will see. You have no rights unless the business concedes. Your brother may be your enemy for to your soul we hold the deed.

The enemies are anyone we are paid. Our job is not to get laid. At home you may have wished to stayed.

The enemies are every where. If you are killed we don’t care. You can become one of us if you shave your hair.

(Repeat chorus until all enemies are dead…)

United States Citizens Can Be The Enemy

admin — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:30:07 +0000

SOLDIER OF THE FREE MARKET! YOU ARE NO LONGER A SOLDIER OF A UNITED STATES ARMED FORCE. YOU ARE A SOLDIER OF THE KILLING MACHINE BOBBY JOE! YOU ARE HERE TO COMPLETE KILL AND WAR CONTRACTS! YOU ARE HERE NOT TO THINK, BUT TO KILL! AND IF KILLING TAKES TOO MUCH THOUGHT SOLDIER THEN YOU WILL DIE!

YOU KILL THE ENEMY. THE ENEMY MAY BE MOM. THE ENEMY MAY BE DAD. MAYBE THE ENEMY IS UNITED STATES CITIZEN. BE HAPPY YOU ARE NOT THE ENEMY OF AN EMPLOYER OF BOBBY JOE.

YOU DO WHAT YOU ARE CONTRACTED TO DO. YOU WILL INVADE, KILL, CONTROL AND WAR. YOU ARE BORN TO WAR, SOLDIERS. NOW FIND THAT WAR. BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T FIND WAR. WAR WILL FIND YOU!

Need A Job? We’re Hiring Warriors

admin — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 02:15:40 +0000

If you are looking for work, there’s always a gun in Bobby Joe waiting for a soldier to carry into the war. All you need to do is run at the enemy and pull a trigger to shoot a gun. You get bonuses for kills. If you live, you will have unlimited war stories. And while you are an active employee soldiering for Bobby Joe, you will get free health insurance.