Our New Customer Oath
Bobby Joe don’t want pussies. Bobby Joe wants killers. Because Bobby Joe kills.
Killing is profit, and we are beating expectations and number one in the market of Killing.
We are profitable because our soldiers are the best soldiers that fight. We know how to command, kill and control. We know how best to maximize death while decreasing cost.
We own all the patents of the process of war.
We fight for you.